Sit back, relax and enjoy this massage
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but- but I pee from there
Relax.. relax and see what happens..
how can i enjoy???? im a busy dude finding some medals and making ranks up...how can i relax huh?
Don't ask how.. just do it. Lay down, lay still and lets get all that tension out of your muscles
Wai- where did all that massage oil come from?
That's not massage oil, silly
No time, I live intensecity.
Everyone needs to stop and relax at some point. Try it, i think you'll like it ;)
oh yes ;)
Will you find it awkward if I got a boner?
Nah, i'd see it as a compliment ;p
you got the job!! how soon can you start?! <|:D
Right away, sir
:( I wish I had time to spare.
Me too Eli.. wish i could rub my hands all over you..
Oooo yeah. Sage my masses plz.
Your masses will be sage'd
*sits down and relax*
Make sure you use Cocoa oil for this cocoa lady.
Don't worry, i've got everything i need ;)
Ooh, 'tis free! What is better than that?
Look who it is :O
And yes, totally free. But it would be even better if you'd get paid for it.
That would make you some kind of prostitute though, so nevermind
I meditate to this message...
Yeah, right, ''meditate''
Your Dutch man Mr Fair, but Square
The man who stare at stairs
The dude who's blare and snare
To be your friend of scare of despair...
Sorry, I called you a Dutch, please don't be offended.
I stare at stairs? Cool.
And i actually am Dutch.
So i'm kind of offended that you thought it would be an offense to say i'm Dutch!!!! >:-(
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