Nude pic of myself!

First of all, this is my 100th(!) newspost.
Some congratulations are in order, i think.

To celebrate this milestone, i will include a nude picture of myself in this newspost.
Don't get too excited though, it's not one of the best nudes i have ever taken of myself.
And i don't have a huge muscular body.. i'm kinda average.

But let me change the subject first, because i want to talk about something else.
I want to complain about sinusitis.
What?
Sinusitis.
''Sinusitis is inflammation of the paranasal sinuses, which may be due to infection, allergy, or autoimmune issues. Most cases are due to a viral infection and resolve over the course of 10 days'' - Wikipedia
I had a cold more than a week ago, then the flu, then just a cold again and last Wednesday i was at a school talent show sorta thing, when i got a really bad headache. The pain was horrible, worse than a normal headache.
This headache came back several times, usually lasting 1 or 1 1/2 hours if i didn't take a painkiller.
Even had one today (Sunday), but fortunately that one didn't last long. About 20 minutes.
This is all just filler so that you aren't confronted with my nude pic directly when you visit my userpage.
Well, ok, i did want to nag about my headaches, so this is kind of a win-win situation.

Anyhow, enough talking.
It's time for my nude picture.

I had a bit of trouble with getting the best angle and lighting, but i think i did ok.
This is the first time i'm doing something like this, but knowing that NG has an accepting and not easily grossed out community, i thought.. well, why the heck wouldn't i show a nude pic of myself?
So, finally, here it is.
A pic of my completely(!) nude hand.

Nude pic of myself!

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TheElectroGypzy 2012-03-11 15:41:47

Saw "Nude pic of myself!".
Figured it was a joke. It was. LAWL!!!
Thanks for making me feel right. XD
I feel like I should say something about this being your 100th post.
Ummm... Rad dude. You've stuck around, and thats all we can ask. lol

FairSquare 2012-03-11 15:41:47

No problem!
And yeah, i guess i did stick around.. it's been almost 4 years, holy crap.

kevzilla 2012-03-11 15:46:13

Nice way of attracting idiots. But I thought you were going to promote something or have a contest or whatever. Hope you feel better!

FairSquare 2012-03-11 15:46:13

Well, it attracted you too, didn't it? :3
And there isn't anything that needs to be promoted right now, unfortunately :(
Thanks!

San-Diablo 2012-03-11 17:20:42

Yes, but how do we know you really are in the nude?

FairSquare 2012-03-11 17:20:42

You'll just have to take my word for it, i guess.

Sheizenhammer 2012-03-11 17:43:23

I still fapped.

FairSquare 2012-03-11 17:43:23

While pretending my hand was yours? :3

JBKalso 2012-03-11 18:02:26

Ive heard this joke before.

FairSquare 2012-03-11 18:02:26

I had this in my mind before you did your nude in the snow.
You're just disappointed you are not seeing my actual nude pic :3

JBKalso 2012-03-11 18:44:07

No no I mean the nude hand joke. I knew you wouldnt post nudes.

FairSquare 2012-03-11 18:44:07

Oh, well, i didn't hear of it before.
And it would be funny if i did post nudes.. but then again, no.

Lepy 2012-03-11 19:19:19

if you do not post your penor i wil make sure that u are baned from newgrounds 4 ever

FairSquare 2012-03-11 19:19:19

but how do i kno u r 4 real?

Renegade-Hamster 2012-03-11 19:52:21

Where are the friggin' nakeds? What a rip-off!

FairSquare 2012-03-11 19:52:21

Sometimes you just gotta be satisfied with what you got..

Mizzjuicyflava 2012-03-11 20:24:00

Mmmmm mmmm!!! You should have turned around so we can see the front.

FairSquare 2012-03-11 20:24:00

Oh, you're so naughty!
But this way, the picture leaves more to your imagination..

morcov 2012-03-11 21:25:49

my penis is disappointed

FairSquare 2012-03-11 21:25:49

I am disappointed in your penis.

Christopher 2012-03-11 22:37:13

You've become a full blown prostitute

FairSquare 2012-03-11 22:37:13

It's always been in me, i guess :3

JBKalso 2012-03-11 23:59:02

If you did I would sure laugh.

FairSquare 2012-03-11 23:59:02

Are you implying i have a tiny penis? :(

KrisKrosNL 2012-03-12 06:37:41

Trololol, that's quite a lack of muscle.

FairSquare 2012-03-12 06:37:41

Meh, i don't need muscle! >:-(

Joeylicious 2012-03-12 06:50:05

fap

FairSquare 2012-03-12 06:50:05

^___^

JBKalso 2012-03-12 11:06:11

The penis is probably the last thing id look at.

FairSquare 2012-03-12 11:06:11

I think my feet would be the last thing you'd look at.

TheMAM 2012-03-12 13:28:34

You have a very attractive hand. :3

FairSquare 2012-03-12 13:28:34

Oh, thank you :$

JBKalso 2012-03-12 13:36:32

That makes sense.

FairSquare 2012-03-12 13:36:32

I usually make sense when i'm thinking on my feet :3

JBKalso 2012-03-12 14:52:30

Ffs

FairSquare 2012-03-12 14:52:30

For feet's sake?

JBKalso 2012-03-12 15:05:08

Stop using that word please i just ate.

FairSquare 2012-03-12 15:05:08

Sorry. I hope you had some nice foot.
*food.

JBKalso 2012-03-12 15:33:59

You dont have to clean the puke.

FairSquare 2012-03-12 15:33:59

Just because i type 'foot', you have to puke?
You have issues.

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