I have a thing for nonsense.
And not the nonsense where you spout out a word like UNION and think it's funny, but the kind of nonsense that makes you wonder if the nonsense is really that nonsensical.
Maybe nonsense is not the right word for it. Actually, i'm pretty sure it isn't.
Because what i'm thinking of is analyzing things that no one ever thought to analyze or things that are so insignificant that no one stops to think about it. Finding humour in those things.
I only know one person who can do that really well. He's a dutch comedian and i went to one of his shows. He's brilliant.

Maybe i'll give it a shot myself one day. You know, being a comedian. Going to an open mic night in some theater and see how i do. Because i know i can be funny and have a huge imagination.
I'll probably fail though. But i want to try.

So, yeah. Hi!
How are you?

Try to listen to this without moving at all.
Really hard to do.

I have thrown away this newspost..
The least you can do to compensate my ignorant deed is to leave a comment.
So, yeah.. please?

Not me singing this time, something totally different! :D

I would appreciate it if you let me know what you think :)

-Edit-
And a happy new year!
Now listen to my song! :D

Here it is

This Time (I sing in this song :O)

Please listen and.. review? :3

-Edit-
Another new song :O
This one is also acoustic.

Hello there and welcome to my news post!
I hope you enjoy your stay and.. well, that's it.

Now, after this very warm and pleasant welcome you are probably wondering what this newspost is actually about.
And i guess you are thinking that i'm going to tell you..
Because of the previous sentence, you might have thought that i'm not going to tell you.
Maybe i am going to though.
Maybe i'm not going to.
To be honest, i don't have a clue myself at the moment.
Although i do have a bit of a plan, but the execution of it.. not quite sure.

No, i'm kidding, i don't have a plan.
Did you really think that someone like me planned out a newspost?
I can't even plan my day.
Oh well, enough nonsense from me.
Enough nonsense, yes. I'm going on though.
I know i should stop, but i.. don't care. You don't too if you're still reading.

Anyway, think with me now. Am i going to tell you what this newspost is about?
And are you going to find out?
Did i already tell you perhaps?
Is it some sort of secret message?

The first person to reveal the truth will win.. something.
Don't know what yet.
After at least 10 different people have replied, i will say who won.
If someone got the right answer, that is.
If 2 or more people got the right answer then a new game will commence.

Now, get ready..
go!

Oh, how unpredictable you are.
For the good and for the worse.
Thanks for that. Things would get boring otherwise.

PS: If you want the uncropped version of my profile pic, PM me ;-)

So i've done quite a lot of thinking lately..
and guess what?

Nothing.

I covered Life Is A Song by Patrick Park.
Had fun doing this. If you wanna hear it, click here :)

Do you recognize me?
I changed a whole lot since the last time you saw me.
We used to be such a good team, you and i.
Such a pity that the moments that we were a team are so scarce.
Or actually, non-existent.
Because really, we kicked ass.
Or, i mean, we could've kicked ass. If you recognized us as a team.
But no, every time we got close to being one you changed your mind.

Yeah, i know, i'll have to move on.
But that's hard to do, since you still give me hope.
You give me hope that we can still form a team.
And seemingly, i still want to be one after all.

After all the waiting, doubting, discussions..
I wonder if you actually realize how i feel about all this.
And how i feel about you.
Actually, i don't even know how i feel about you anymore.
Yet, i do everything to make us a team.

Why though?
What about you makes me want to form a team with you?
You know what, fuck this.
I don't need you.
I'm gonna go and form a team with someone else.