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Entry #120

Calm down now..

3/26/13 by FairSquare

Sit back, relax and enjoy this massage


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Your Dutch man Mr Fair, but Square
The man who stare at stairs
The dude who's blare and snare
To be your friend of scare of despair...

Sorry, I called you a Dutch, please don't be offended.

4/2/13 FairSquare responds:

I stare at stairs? Cool.

And i actually am Dutch.
So i'm kind of offended that you thought it would be an offense to say i'm Dutch!!!! >:-(

I meditate to this message...

4/2/13 FairSquare responds:

Yeah, right, ''meditate''

Ooh, 'tis free! What is better than that?

4/1/13 FairSquare responds:

Look who it is :O
And yes, totally free. But it would be even better if you'd get paid for it.
That would make you some kind of prostitute though, so nevermind

*sits down and relax*

Make sure you use Cocoa oil for this cocoa lady.

3/28/13 FairSquare responds:

Don't worry, i've got everything i need ;)

Oooo yeah. Sage my masses plz.

3/27/13 FairSquare responds:

Your masses will be sage'd



:( I wish I had time to spare.

3/27/13 (Updated 3/27/13) FairSquare responds:

Me too Eli.. wish i could rub my hands all over you..




3/27/13 FairSquare responds:

Why not?



you got the job!! how soon can you start?! <|:D

3/27/13 FairSquare responds:

Right away, sir

Will you find it awkward if I got a boner?

3/27/13 FairSquare responds:

Nah, i'd see it as a compliment ;p



Oh sheit!

3/26/13 FairSquare responds:

oh yes ;)



No time, I live intensecity.

3/26/13 FairSquare responds:

Everyone needs to stop and relax at some point. Try it, i think you'll like it ;)



Wai- where did all that massage oil come from?

3/26/13 FairSquare responds:

That's not massage oil, silly



how can i enjoy???? im a busy dude finding some medals and making ranks can i relax huh?

3/26/13 FairSquare responds:

Don't ask how.. just do it. Lay down, lay still and lets get all that tension out of your muscles



but- but I pee from there

3/26/13 FairSquare responds:

Relax.. relax and see what happens..