Sit back, relax and enjoy this massage
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Your Dutch man Mr Fair, but Square
The man who stare at stairs
The dude who's blare and snare
To be your friend of scare of despair...
Sorry, I called you a Dutch, please don't be offended.
I stare at stairs? Cool.
And i actually am Dutch.
So i'm kind of offended that you thought it would be an offense to say i'm Dutch!!!! >:-(
I meditate to this message...
Yeah, right, ''meditate''
Ooh, 'tis free! What is better than that?
Look who it is :O
And yes, totally free. But it would be even better if you'd get paid for it.
That would make you some kind of prostitute though, so nevermind
*sits down and relax*
Make sure you use Cocoa oil for this cocoa lady.
Don't worry, i've got everything i need ;)
Oooo yeah. Sage my masses plz.
Your masses will be sage'd
:( I wish I had time to spare.
Me too Eli.. wish i could rub my hands all over you..
you got the job!! how soon can you start?! <|:D
Right away, sir
Will you find it awkward if I got a boner?
Nah, i'd see it as a compliment ;p
oh yes ;)
No time, I live intensecity.
Everyone needs to stop and relax at some point. Try it, i think you'll like it ;)
Wai- where did all that massage oil come from?
That's not massage oil, silly
how can i enjoy???? im a busy dude finding some medals and making ranks up...how can i relax huh?
Don't ask how.. just do it. Lay down, lay still and lets get all that tension out of your muscles
but- but I pee from there
Relax.. relax and see what happens..
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