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Tipsy (#2)

Posted by FairSquare - February 23rd, 2012


Ok, every time i'm tipsy or drunk i'm gonna make a newspost.
When i'm tipsy the title is gonna be ''Tipsy (#..)'' and when i'm drunk, well, it's gonna be ''Drunk (#..)''.
Isn't that a great idea?
I think it is.
If you don't agree, then, ok. But it's my newspost. I can do whatever i want!
So, yeah. Comment away!


Comments

Bad idea. Boo hiss!

I'm gonna do it anyway D:

Ti-Ti-Ti-Tipsy! It is ur newspost boo! You can do whatever you want!

Yes, i can! :D
For example, i can type the rest of this reply with my forehead.
ewrkoWERwrowekrworwko23r4kok2o4k

Jambaloola is a funny word but I'm not sure if it is a word.

I'm not sure either. But it makes me think of a lollipop.

Its a jambalya lolipop. I just found this out.

Aha

Jambaloola is a treat served at the jambaloosa.

I always name my mother Jambalooma.

I didn't give you permission to do whatever you want. *Gets scissors* Hold still, this will only hurt a lot.

I don't need your permission ^___^

You keep telling yourself that. *Cuts your dick off* <3

First no balls.. and now everything is gone..
You take so much away :(

Don't worry, I have magic healing powers but I'll only heal you to do worse.

I'm in a vicious circle :(

Where exactly does karlu keep these things

Keep which things?

I tend to have the most creativity when I'm drunk. Increased creativity at the cost of brain cells.

I become even more talkative then normal when i'm tipsy, followed by mostly silence when i'm drunk and when i continue drinking and become even more drunk there is an increase (sometimes explosion) of energy.
If you would ask me to express this in numbers on a scale from 1 to 10 it would be like this:
Normal: 7
Tipsy: 8.5
Drunk: 4
More drunk: 9.5

Private things

I think she keeps them in her secret cave.

An actual cave or is that a euphemism for a large vagina.

I was wondering that while i was typing too.
So i don't know. I'll leave it to your own imagination.

I keep them in my dungeon. Speaking of, would you like me to give you a tour? <3

A tour in your dungeon?
Well, ehmm, heh, ok ^____^

Okay, well the entrance is a secret so you need to put this blindfold on...

I'm sure this will end in excruciating pain for me, but whatever..
*Puts on blindfold*

*Spins you around a few times to disorient you*
Okay... now here, follow me. *Holds hand so you don't get lost* Hold on a second. *Loud door openy type noise thing* Okay now careful, there's a lot of steps. It's steep. *Closes & locks door behind us*

I'm scared of what is coming

*Unlocks another door, opens* Almost there. *Closes & locks door behind us, hides key* You can take off your blindfold now.

I don't know if i want to..
*sigh*
Here goes nothing *takes off blindfold*

*Immaculately designed modern room with a black & white color scheme and framed vintage straight jackets, there's a Manhattan bed, St. Andrew's cross, gyno table, stripper pole, and a large black & glass display cabinet filled with smaller BDSM paraphernalia. There's three doors. One leads back where we came, one to a walk in closet with lingerie & other BDSM-related equipment, and one to a bathroom. There's also some cages in a corner that a human could just barely fit into. On the ceiling are a few beams, from which various ropes, harnesses and other things are attached.*

This bed. <a href="http://www.mybobs.com/productimages/414/632/Bedrooms/AdultBedrooms/Manhattan/Espresso/19501710_Manhattan_QueenBed.jpg">http://www.mybobs.com/productimages/414/632/Be drooms/AdultBedrooms/Manhattan/Espresso/195017 10_Manhattan_QueenBed.jpg</a>

Anyways, yeah, as you may have guessed I actually designed my dungeon (and the rest of my house) already. I even know where the secret entrance will be and how I want it to work.

You really thought this out, didn't you?
Although i don't think it would feel really comfortable in your dungeon :p

Yeah. I'd love to be an interior designer.

I knew that. You told me :)

Anyways. *Blindfolds you, gets the key, unlocks the door, etc.*

That went better than expected.
Thanks for the tour ^___^