I didn't expect you here. Why are you here?
Really, i was just doing things and now you show up all of a sudden.
That explains my lack of pants.
Maybe you should knock first before you go storming in.

Oh come on, don't give me that look. It's not like i'm doing something really weird.
I bet you don't wear pants when in your own room. So no, i'm not weird.

Ok, you might not have a plush rabbit sticking out of your boxers, but give me a break.
It's not like it's a real rabbit. Just a plush one.
So soft and warm. I like the feeling.

No, i won't get it out. This is my private space, remember? I can do what i want in here.

Yes, i did realize that this plush rabbit looks a lot like the one your sister used to have.
But that's just a coincidence, really.
And why are you staring at my plush rabbit anyway? Stop it!

Oh, and how long has your sister's plush rabbit been missing?
Wait, do you think.. you think that this plush rabbit is actually your sister's plush rabbit?
That's outrageous! Come on man, i would never do such a thing!

Why do you want to check it? That's weird.

Your sister wrote her name on the bottom?
Well, there's no name on this plush rabbit, so please go away now.

..Hey, what are you.. don't come closer.. DON'T! NO GET AWAY FROM MY BOXERS!
DUDE, YOU ARE SICK! GET AWAY! SHIT, DON'T GRAB THE RABBIT! DON'T GR..

Ok, so your sister's name is on it.
What does that proof?

..Ok, ok.. leave me alone now.
Just promise to knock next time, will ya?