You really are a stalker, aren't you? Checking my profile every day to see if there's something new.
Well, there's something new now. It's a newspost about you. Happy now?
I hope you are. And don't leave me now, because i need a stalker. It's funny.
I see you..
Age 32, Male
I'm right here.
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Hey, stalker!
Posted by FairSquare - August 12th, 2010
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Oh fuck we have been backtraced!
abort abort!
Yeah, you'd better watch out.
I'll call the cyberpolice.
THE CYBERPOLICE I TELL YOU!!
I want a stalker too :(
Just for the heck of it!
You never know, you might have one
;)
no one is stalking you, this post is just stupid...grow up!
btw your back porch light is out.
Oh, thanks for tell.. hey, wait a minute!
I'm scared now.. :'(
Mmmmm...
...mmmmM
I don't have to stalk you. Because you always invite me over for....relations....
*Reeeooooow*
-Gravey-
Yeah, i always like it when you stop by so we can.. do stuff.
And i miss you the moment you walk out my door without me <3
the only way you would know I was a stalker is if you stalked me
Maybe.
But i know ;)
HE KILLED JOHNNYDAMON!
JohnnyDamon is dead?
Can't be. That just can't be!
But i'll find out..
oh I thought you meant the acronym STALKER... you know the game GSC company.. and here I thought you played it :( nvm i'll just be going away now.
Oh, no, i didn't meant the game.
I hope you enjoyed your stay!
get out of here, s.t.a.l.k.e.r.
Wait.. YOU are telling ME to get out of here?!
Let's not turn things around now. You are the one stalking me so the only one that has to get out of here is you.
But i understand that you want to stay. I mean, it's not like you have anything to go back to. Plus, my aura of awesomeness attracts people.
I thought I covered my tracks so well... It was the time I left you bedsheets askew that gave me away, wasn't it?
Yep. You should be more careful next time!
EGAD!
EGAD?
DAGE?
What?
:O
Hi, I'm Dromedary, your friendly neighbourhood stalker. I'm afraid my phone appears to be switched off, so please leave a message after the tone. Alternatively, press 1 to be raped, or 2 to be raped in public. Thank you for calling.
I'll be seeing you soon.
*Beep*
H.. Hi Dromedary. I've wanted to call you ever since we met last time. It was so much fun and i will never forget that night. I don't know what else to say, because i hoped to speak to you in person.
I guess i'll just have to press 1 or 2 now..
*Presses 2*
hey you changed your name! how did you do that?
I just asked Wade by sending him a PM.
Wait.. I'm not a stalker!
(Presses refresh)
I think you'll see this response to your comment about 2 seconds after i click 'Respond!'
But i still love you <3
Hello sir, would you care for a pot of tea?
How nice of you to offer me some tea, kind sir.
However, i can't accept your offer, for i think that tea is evil.
D: Wtf I just check your profile right now. How am I a stalker? I just looked right now.
Yeah, right, that's what they all say. But in the end, you're just another stalker.
Yeah, well, yo mommma
Great comeback! ;D
Erty
Hey! I'm not a stalker! Wait... oh right, I am...
FairSquare (Updated )
It's ok. I don't blame you for what you have become, i blame society.
And your parents.